Nobody ever asked how the sidekick felt.

Nobody ever asked how the sidekick felt. It was always 'build this' and 'research that' and then boom, bang ant huzzah - the hero got all the credit. Well, Bob would change that.

For Bob had a social media-based plan that would earn him tons of fame and would likely mark him down as the greatest and most popular sidekick in history. It started with this:

Step 1: Create Clickbait posts that are sure to get views and followers. Step 2: Ask for donations and post actually decent stuff. Step 3: Use the popularity to run for president.

Step 4: Build up a base of gullible supporters by gradually making increasingly outrageous claims. Step 5: Refrain from giggling. Step 6: After winning the presidential election,

phone every person you were jealous of in high school and break the good news. Step 6: SOS the White House that as the new Prez you'll need a Jacuzzi in the family theater. Step 7:

Obtain the nuclear launch codes and threaten to start a nuclear war unless your old crush agrees to be your first lady. Step 8: Get a dog. A good president needs a good dog. Step 9

Have the Veep Potty train the dog.The last thing you want is the POTUS Dog leaving doo doo's in the Oval Office. Step 10. Pick a fight and start a war before reelection. Step 11.

Insert chamber pot on left foot and walk down the boulevard with a bag on your head. Step 14. Collect cash from passers by who feel sorry for you. Step 15. Enroll in the finest

dog finishing school, preferably one that also teaches French. Step 16. Find a millenial then find the grimiest phone booth you can. Introduce them to each other."The End is Nigh!"