Unaffected by the screams, he proceeded to

Unaffected by the screams, he proceeded to walk over the groaning, angry corpses, bound together by duct tape and hemp. Those that baked in the sun felt leathery beneath his toes

so sliced sandals out of them. He used their intestines to make long thongs. He loved strappy shoes. They made his ankle so delicious. He jumped on his camo ATV, hit the gas and

drove as fast as he could to get the new costume to wardrobe in time for that evening's Lady Gaga concert. She was sure to love the cuts of meat and organs he'd chosen for

her sandwich. "What took you so long?" she barked at him as he pulling into the parking lot. She was standing by the stage door, in a bathrobe, hands placed firmly on hips.

At that moment he realized that he never should have made his Mother in Law Executive Producer. 12 long hours of shooting confronted him like

an ape is confronted to mankind: men's quest for understanding the ape makes only for lonely moments of kinship which always leaves the ape with more understanding of its

place in the world than most men will ever know. That one might better understand the human race by studying ape interactions was a point of controversy

but he really went overboard when he inseminated the chimp Wilma. To everyone's astonishment she bore to term and their son Charlie was enrolled in a Montessory school in Frisco.

dream was fulfilled. They could truly say that I was now in medical research.