So let's just say, just purely for hypotheticals

So let's just say, just purely for hypotheticals and stuff, that I was having sex with that duck. Do you think, theoretically speaking, that could have cause this rash right here?

Well, now I'm just spiff balling here, but, I'm going to say no. That rash. That was caused by having sex with the Chinchilla. The duck might have actually eased the rash.

But hey the Chinchilla had left me sh¦t faced in a Hotel in Vegas, gambled all my money on slot machines & headed south with the duck in my Buick LeSabre robbed three petcos and

spent all of my extra cash on ice cream for dogs. Great. Great, Now I'm out of money in Vegas because of that stupid chinchilla. Now I decide

d that as I was in Nevada I would do what Nevadans do. Just more of it while packing a chinchilla. I hoisted up my shorts as high as they'd go and stepped out onto the burning dese

gregationists, pulling out binoculars. The horizon was morphed by heat waves, probably from all the magma and tortured souls. Not a Taco Bell in sight...maybe this wasn't Nevada.

Resemble tree branches,with varying numbers of fingers that actually sneeze machine gun style from things that make humans sneeze. Nettle, chenopods and ragweed were the culprits.

Not quite the Bacteria Brothers but bad enough to need special treatment. The Powerpuff Girls were unavailable because they were out in Hollywood renting studio apartments & vaping

late into the night. Powdered Toast Man was off in Iceland getting sick on fermented fish dishes. So that left only Captain Obvious and he passed to go shopping at Ikea.