One day along time ago there was a town where

One day along time ago there was a town where all of the smurf's lived along happily. Then one day a really big, mean green monster attacked. The smurf's were terrorized. They were

all in a panic. The smurf's did not know what to do against such a big huge green beast. A boy smurf named Kenny hid in a trashcan while the monster swept the buildings like they

were very hungry. kenny thought he was gonna die,luckly ran to his family before the monster can get to them.he was grateful they were alive.

Then the flesh on his family's faces writhed and exploded. They were monsters who wore his dead family's skin as camo, they scaly and green, legions of spikes stuck out across

their foreheads. He shrieked in horror as the aliens advanced. "What have you done to my family?" He cried. "They have served their purpose" intoned the one who had been his father

on Earth. He knew that the only way to get out was to fight, but with what? He scanned the ground frantically looking for a weapon. Then he remembered that in his pocket he had

hidden a tiny pocket dimension. It'd mostly been there to stop change jingling around in meetings, but he'd built fireplaces too. He jerked a red hot poker from his pocket. Escape!

He'd deal with them later, and roughly. But for now he charged quickstyle into the minimart and purchased one of those whatchamacalits (no, not candy). He spun the knobby thing. No

longer beholden to the Oompa Loompa Brotherhood, the minimart held no fear for him anymore. The hero had finally come home, mayonaise be damned.