In a town much like your own, there lived

In a town much like your own, there lived a young girl named Jody. She was adventurous and always sought out a mystery. However, her biggest mystery was about to knock on her door.

her undoing. As soon as she lifted the inner flaps, an eerie green light lit up the box's interior. As Jody stared, a glowing sphere appeared inside and suddenly Jody was sucked in

to another one of those pyramid scheme clubs. Now Jody was throwing her weight behind something called the "War On Debt!" She proudly raised her hand and said, "My name is Jody

From Kolody and my hometown is the birthplace of Avon. I have sold Tupperware and many perfumes since 2047. Now I am able to live in the park as a sunflower." Suddenly, her petals

fell off. Meanwhile a tender youth in a high school in Lobos, Texas plagarized from the Bard to win the heart of the girl sitting in the next row. He past a note on which was writ

ten in French and English as a further plume in his peacock display. He waited hoping will you soit mon amour ( be my love) would bring him luck. The teen girl in the next row

passed out from an overdose of hormones, which inflated his ego even more. Now the size of a dirigible, it lifted him over the crowds of swooning fans and up towards the moon. He

knew all along he was the real Ziggy Stardust! Martian spiders greeted his entrance into orbit while moonbeams backlit his ascent to the heavens. His fans faded off in the distance

and he was left alone in his rocket to face the truth that it was he who had killed the messiah, not the band. He had killed them also. Mars didn't need any messiahs. Then. Now?