Once there was a water buffalo. He was a

Once there was a water buffalo. He was a lonely water buffalo. He dreamed of meeting other water buffalo, but there were no other water buffalo in the land. And thus,

Had to share his own companionship with himself. He wandered aimlessly for months and eventually died of being a loser. a red fern now grows on his grave. JK LOL

But cerealy, the buffalo befriended himself, allowing his split personalities to graze happily on the same exact grass at the same exact time.

While grazing on the bountiful plains, the buffalo met a very nice lady buffalo, of whom his mother would approve.

Oh those curves, he thought. Her horns were so nice with the prettiest eyes he had ever seen in a buffalo. I must date her, he thought.

But what of my girlfriend back home? Surely she would care that she would be replaced by a buffalo.

But alas, the troubles of a lone cow poke obsessed by the bodacious curves of the bison were unnoticed or unappreciated, both by his girl and the local saloon. Pulling up his belt

a little too far, he was soon blinded as his gigantic belt buckle covered both eyes. "Alas, my fair cowgirl maiden! This lonesome ranger can no longer behold the glory of your

stirrup of Silver, his trusty steed. "Aaaaaiiiii....ooooooohhhhhh" the Lone Ranger moaned, but of course, Silver thought he said "Heigh-Ho", reared back & galloped into eternity.