He placed the cap on the dry erase marker.

He placed the cap on the dry erase marker. The line went down the middle of the cubicle. All of his office equipment had post-its which read "Property of Greg" He took a mirror

and laboriously checked the underside of his desk & chair for booby traps. "Ahhh safe" he sighed. But when Greg went to the bathroom he saw a large "Wally" printed on his forehead.

He couldn't understand where the word had come from. "Wally" seemed so odd. He looked around him, making sure he was alone, and there was no one in the bathroom. But suddenly, he

said, "Wally." It sounded sooooOOoo lame coming out of his mouth, which only confirmed he was a dork. Luckily he was alone in the restroom. Then a dwarf came out of the stall

. Well he was so short he actually walked under the closed door of the stall without disturbing his pointy hat.He said,"How'd you know my name's Wally?Now I have to give you a wish

on a fish!" "Uh, no thank you!" I told the dwarf in the steeple hat. "Oh please," Wally offered, "Any wish! Barring the obvious technicalities." I backed away. "Gee, it's late, I

I turned to Facebook to ask what I should wish for. Predictably enough, four hundred people liked my question, but I only got three suggestions, none of which helped me at all.

Of course, the one that suggested wishing for something fun to do Friday night got a LIKE, but was still useless. What if I went on local cable and asked what I should wish for?

Useless... My dad's pump is in the cabinet, the 12ga's are in the kitchen drawer. Those mother*** better have their own, final wish because I'm a comin' to find out what it is.