The terrible green snake darted forwards

The terrible green snake darted forwards with impossible speed. The frightened girl squeezed her eyes shut. She heard the most sickening

sound she could imagine, and cringed in horror as she identified the blasphemy as a song. "NNOOOOOO!!!!!! I REFUSE TO ALLOW MYSELF TO DIE WHILE LISTENING TO JUSTIN BEIBER!!!"

she hit the shuffle button on her iPod and mashed the pedal but it was "Baby" from the Biebs. Her sister had replaced all her music with the Biebs! She hated it, but it was catchy.

At least that's what the coke dealer to Perez HIlton had put it that night. They had a butt load of coke, the bathroom stall and galaxy of topics starting with Thumbelina that

made Perez cringe. Thumbelina was a bad movie. Have you heard the Marry the Mole song that Carol Channing sang? God, that song was horrible.

"You i loved that song how dare you" said fabio madenches "i love that movie bro

was produced by and for the mentally retarded.

The Republican Platform Committee published it's 33 pages of planks that supported women by legislating inequality, and protected Life by advocating the death penalty. And so forth

they were seen as equals in terms of hypocrisy to the Democrats. The American Dream of having the right to choose the lesser evil lives on to this very day! God bless the USA!