The sightseers couldn't miss the famous rock,

The sightseers couldn't miss the famous rock, just yards off shore. Cover in white all along it's back that rose 100 ft. Seagulls called it home. Crevices and seagrass surrounded

the fringes at the beach. The locals would row to the rock and have picnics in the sun. Little did they know, the upcropping was in fact a large egg deposited many eons ago. Later,

I unknowingly fertilized the great prehistoric egg practicing the withdrawal (pull out) method of birth control. An utterly enormous reptilian version of my infant self emerged

he took a picture that would forever capture the cuteness of the baby. Then the alien fed it's hunger. After it was satisfactorily full, it set out to find the next item on it's

1926 cutest baby contest winner-list! of course, The majority of the winners were in their 90's, but they were babies at one point, right? Still, all earthlings are Delicious.

All the other aliens are fighting to eat the cutest babies, but he can walk right into the nursing home and eat earthlings who USE TO BE CUTE BABIES. There's more meat too, but

a little tougher and (he sniffed) a bit peculiar smelling. The alien had his choice of USED TO BE CUTE babies at the nursing home & chose ol' Barney to eat, the meanest codger

of fat ones. This was the planet where they aged backwards leaving no room for intelligent design or Darwin's evolutionary theory. Because who could explain the taste?

It was inexplicable, except as the product of some stupid, despondent designer who started out focused, but become steadily more apathetic, as everything fell to rack and ruin.