"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson," said the government
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson," said the government agent, "but I'm here to revoke your man card." Mr. Johnson's lip quivered. "But why?" he asked, as his mascara began to run.
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The agent opened his file. "The final infraction appears to have been sitting down to pee at the Applebee's on Market St. February 12th, approximately 8pm." Mr. Johnson's man card
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had been pulled by his wife over the last 18 years of marriage. The Agent of the Bureau of Manhood smirked, "Mr. Johnson, you have been in violation of testosterone code 118.63
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.4815162342.666.108.0118.999.88199.9119.725.3.41269.90210.04621. Save up testosterone for a circle jerk." The only circle jerk was the Mr. Potatohead Agent smirking at Mr. Johnson.
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Mr Johnson felt it was not the appropriate time to broach his idea of introducing Pringles® as edible poker chips in Mr. Potatos Casino chain. The other casino bosses Mr. Rutabaga,
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and Mr. Omerta looked up from the spreadsheets laying on the counter before them.
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Oh Gawd. Mrs. Omerta must have taken her hormones again, Mr. Omerta realized, as she stood in the doorway with her flowered mumu, sagging breasts & a come hither look in her eye.
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Mr. Omerta's testosterone level was zilch. He was, in fact, practically a woman himself. It wasn't that he didn't love Mrs. O, he just had no desire. Not for her, anyway. However,
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he was unlike a woman in one key respect. Hips don't lie, he had a penis. Mr and Mrs Omerta never spoke about this. It was the Elephant in the Room of their marriage.
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"Why is this happening to me?" he often questioned himself.
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- 2011-07-15 17:35:58
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- 2014-09-23 07:37:51
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SlimWhitman Sep 23 2014 @ 11:45
We need a term for two part stories that come back to the same topic with a clear wormhole effect (I mean no obvious connection to explain the reason for the congruence) or maybe Mr. Omerta is telling you something PP? I'm all for brainstorming - let's hear your suggestions: Ambiparable ?
lucielucie Sep 23 2014 @ 13:40
Freakstory?
49erFaithful Sep 23 2014 @ 14:44
Circular folding?
PurpleProf Sep 23 2014 @ 15:05
Absolutely sheer coincidence. I've got hormones on the brain. I checked with jefforama to see if he cheated and looked over my shoulder or something when I was typing my fold, but he said he didn't. I feel it is also important to point out that Mr. and Mrs. Omerta are purely fictional characters, in no way resembling jefforama or me, although I must admit that I do, in fact, own a flowered mumu.
Gibber Sep 23 2014 @ 15:55
A "wave" story, because like a wave destroying a sandcastle, it destroys your conceptions of a sane and orderly universe?
lucielucie Sep 24 2014 @ 14:30
The universe & sand castles reminded me of this clip. https://youtube.com/watch?v=5nptDP35Tb0
SlimWhitman Oct 10 2014 @ 08:51
Here's another 'one'. http://foldingstory.com/gisz8/ ... I just recalled that we've discussed this before. We were calling it the 'completing the circle of life' back then. Kind of a karmic concept of foldingstories. http://foldingstory.com/neltq/