The first day of school was so

The first day of school was so

scary! i was a freshman in highschool. Greatt, all i could think about was

freshman friday when i would be thrown into a trashcan and

it was not that bad, for me that is, i dont know about everyone else

baby powder

he shook across the floor before going to bed. The next morning, he looked down at the talcum powder. Sure enough, he was sleepwalking, but why did his footprints have claws?

He wondered, then remembered that it was because he slept with his Ninja wall climbing spikes on. He had a fear of not being able to scale walls at a moment's notice

Pulling on his mask, he headed down the wooden stairs, picking up 2 throwing stars and his Taco Bell loyalty card. This restaurant would know the full force of a ninja attack.

which was only slightly less damaging than the full force of the Taco Bell attack he'd had the night before. Was a sleep-deprived, dehydrated ninja still a ninja? Ask the chihuahua