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No. Fuck you very much. I will not pull

  • No. Fuck you very much. I will not pull
  • out that piece. I'm a Jenga perfectionist. I'll be damned if I
  • can't use my expertise to create beautiful high rises. It was just a matter of prefabricating an apartment unit and then stacking them Jenga style by crane. The Architecture Digest
  • kept going around saying they'd be better as Lincoln Logs (remember them?) and pull the whole high rise down from one of the bottom pre-fabs. Jenga-tecture never really took off.
  • It was interesting at first, of course. But once you went through all of the effort to build a skyscraper, who do you think is going to pull that one questionable block? The toddle
  • r bumped into the cornerstone of Jenga Tower & set the iconic Parker Brother's headquarters on 45th & Broadway rumbling. Fortunately there were no occupants except for the CEO who
  • was wearing a soft furry bear outfit. The CEO was found unhurt under a Monopoly Shoe. With only his ego bruised he was determined to build his toy empire up again without a mouse
  • trap to come crashing down on the whole again. But the CEO had worked too hard to build up from scratch again. In a meritocracy, it would be only fair. An ouijia board shortcut led
  • to Candy Land. But never mind about that. The CEO had vowed to hire a task force of fifty trained airmen to drop incendiaries on Candy Land. "Ouch! That burns!" cried Mr. Mint.
  • Just like that, Mr. Mint was gone! The real Candy Crush Saga had only begun. But Queen Frostine was no sucker. She & Gramma Nutt escaped to Egypt, vowing revenge for Candyland.
Started
2011-06-23 20:36:19
Finished
2013-08-22 15:43:32

7 Comments

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    PurpleProf Aug 22 2013 @ 16:29

    To be continued???
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    SlimWhitman Aug 22 2013 @ 16:59

    Packed in some characters into that last fold PurpleProf. One of them is sure to reappear!
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    Jesrin Aug 22 2013 @ 23:15

    Haha. I am so happy I stumbled across this website. :D
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    PurpleProf Aug 22 2013 @ 23:17

    GLAD to have you here, Jesrin! Why don't YOU create the start of the next part of the story. I'll add... :)
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    Zetawilk Aug 22 2013 @ 23:17

    Always good to have new faces around here. :D
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    Jesrin Aug 22 2013 @ 23:30

    @PurpleProf: I DID create the next part of the story. ;) @GreenBanana: I appreciate the warm welcome!
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    PurpleProf Aug 22 2013 @ 23:33

    Ooohhhh...OK...I'll see if I can find it. :)

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