“Three days, huh?” Ken nodded with a

“Three days, huh?” Ken nodded with a broad grin on his face. Coq au Vin is a chicken recipe that involves chicken, wine, mushrooms, onions and time. It’s probably the most

played out recipe since Duck L'Orange. But it had only taken him three days to come up with Pineapple Upside Down Green Bean Casserole. He had to cheat to win, but

that's the price you pay for fame. At least that's what Oprah said on the Barbara Walters special last night.

At least, I think that's what Oprah said between her tears as she prattled on and on about her special relationship with her best friend, Gail. Personally, I think

Stedman is actually an alien. Most of the HARPO productions crew intimated after a few cocktails at the holiday party that

His temper was extra normal, like a Gayle force. ((oh, sorry folders, that pun hurts even me.)) He acted as if he OWNed Oxygen, the way he went around trying to put our breath into

a thing of the past when he got the call from Jacques Cousteau who wanted him to appear on a special program about Whaling. When they got out to sea he wondered if the sponge

Bob Square Pants swim suit was a little to silly for a serious mission with Jacques Cousteau. Naahh! Bob fit in anywhere and Cousteau tried make jokes, they just fell flat.

Bob knew a career as a deep-sea explorer would never work out. He bid a fond farewell to Cousteau, and began the long journey back to Bikini Bottom, to live out his days in peace.