Severus Snape scowled as he began the essay

Severus Snape scowled as he began the essay portion of the GRE (General Rowling Exam). Of course the first question would be over Potter, he fumed, thinking back to the day when

he had taught the brat in class. What kind of nonsense questions would he be asked? "Briefly outline Potter's encounters with Voldemort that occured during Potter's school years."

"'Briefly'? Surely you jest," the teacher would say to him. "A more thorough skimming of the primary sources would show that Harry Potter's encounters with [name removed]

mean that just like Mormons he wore special underwear, not just your everyday, run-of-the-mill boxer briefs. And that was more than one could say for old Snape, who only ever wore

a smile and nothin' else. Yeah, good ol' Smilin' Snape. He didn't like underwear at all. Wanted to air himself out most of the time. Felt good to him, you see. The Mormons were too

obsessive about undergarments, preferring designer brands, dry-cleaned, durable, and wearing multiple pairs at once. Snape had read this in an alt-weekly column about LDS, so he

cut out some coupons for a cheap oil change and then vegged out by surfing the net looking at naked photos of Marge Simpson. Then Snape thought, "You know, the way this is all set

Meta-fiction's--" But she is wrong. I am not a fan. Now Pinkie Pie's hypomanic mood crashes to a brutal bipolar depression. She's a crack addict & Snape is the father of her unborn

love child.