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"The time has come," the Walrus said "to

  • "The time has come," the Walrus said "to talk of many things. Of when you're going to pay the rent and why your checks keep bouncing."
  • Bob figured the beers were kicking in--the walrus at his door sounded like his landlord. "Let's wait a bit" Bob said "before we have our chat, cuz some of us are stinking drunk and
  • dropped their phone in the toilet" Bob finally recognized the voice " Is that you Brad? What are you doing here? I thought you were in jail for Jaywalking" he said with a chuckle.
  • "Actually it Was for Failing to capitalize 'Jaywalking'" said Brad "but Close enough." "Yeah the grammar Laws are Pretty arbitrary These days eh?" Ex-convicts made Bob terribly unc
  • ya i know right because of that i got it
  • i got it i got it ya i know right because of that i got it i got it i got it move it now
  • Baby Sally hopped around. Mom danced in the embarrassing way mom's dance. When Rita finished everyone clapped politely. Mom gave Rita a big hug. "You're gonna be a star, honey!"
  • This is how it began. It was her mother's fault. Fast forward 30 years. "I...I...thought I could bu-bu-be a s-star-r!" blubbered Rita. "I th-thought I was...su--special!" Dr. Wong
  • listened patiently, adjusted his glasses & said "So you say, yo Mam, she make you eaat someting you not laike it? I recommen traditional chinese medsin. He sent Rita to Madam Wong
  • Madam Wong's needles and herbal remedies cured Rita's raging bowels, and as the last squirt of diarrhea trickled down her leg she vowed never to eat Mexican food ever again.

4 Comments

  1. Gibber Sep 01 2014 @ 12:03

    SlimWhitman's line gives me a strange feeling, like deja vu, that I know Dr. Wong from somewhere.

  2. m80 Sep 01 2014 @ 17:13

    Nice take on Lewis Carroll, earthquakes (http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/walrus.html)

  3. lucielucie Sep 01 2014 @ 17:58

    Dr Wong is one of Madame Wong's many husbands. She appeared wiith a fanfare in this story (http://foldingstory.com/aahat/8odmxu/) and reappears every so often with a dodgy Chinese accent and genius entrepreneurial skills.

  4. earthquakes Sep 02 2014 @ 08:18

    Thanks! I like where y'all took it, totally landlord-esque ;)

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