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"The time has come," the Walrus said "to

  • "The time has come," the Walrus said "to talk of many things. Of when you're going to pay the rent and why your checks keep bouncing."
  • Bob figured the beers were kicking in--the walrus at his door sounded like his landlord. "Let's wait a bit" Bob said "before we have our chat, cuz some of us are stinking drunk and
  • dropped their phone in the toilet" Bob finally recognized the voice " Is that you Brad? What are you doing here? I thought you were in jail for Jaywalking" he said with a chuckle.
  • "Actually it Was for Failing to capitalize 'Jaywalking'" said Brad "but Close enough." "Yeah the grammar Laws are Pretty arbitrary These days eh?" Ex-convicts made Bob terribly unc
  • ya i know right because of that i got it
  • i got it i got it ya i know right because of that i got it i got it i got it move it now
  • Baby Sally hopped around. Mom danced in the embarrassing way mom's dance. When Rita finished everyone clapped politely. Mom gave Rita a big hug. "You're gonna be a star, honey!"
  • This is how it began. It was her mother's fault. Fast forward 30 years. "I...I...thought I could bu-bu-be a s-star-r!" blubbered Rita. "I th-thought I was...su--special!" Dr. Wong
  • listened patiently, adjusted his glasses & said "So you say, yo Mam, she make you eaat someting you not laike it? I recommen traditional chinese medsin. He sent Rita to Madam Wong
  • Madam Wong's needles and herbal remedies cured Rita's raging bowels, and as the last squirt of diarrhea trickled down her leg she vowed never to eat Mexican food ever again.
Started
2014-07-13 20:30:03
Finished
2014-09-01 03:21:21

4 Comments

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    Gibber Sep 01 2014 @ 12:03

    SlimWhitman's line gives me a strange feeling, like deja vu, that I know Dr. Wong from somewhere.
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    m80 Sep 01 2014 @ 17:13

    Nice take on Lewis Carroll, earthquakes (http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/walrus.html)
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    lucielucie Sep 01 2014 @ 17:58

    Dr Wong is one of Madame Wong's many husbands. She appeared wiith a fanfare in this story (http://foldingstory.com/aahat/8odmxu/) and reappears every so often with a dodgy Chinese accent and genius entrepreneurial skills.
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    earthquakes Sep 02 2014 @ 08:18

    Thanks! I like where y'all took it, totally landlord-esque ;)

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