one day i was playing in the sand box, ands

one day i was playing in the sand box, ands sand got in my eye, so i started to scream, and run around in cirlces i likedsand but not any more, now i like to

run around like a hungry monkey without his banana. At least I wasn't throwing poop like normal monkeys would or groom someone for a snack.Anyways, after my daily exercise I

mourned the 1% genetic difference that used to separate me from the other Chimps. The Gamma ray had erased it. Oh, so small, but so precious that little genetic difference, I went

the way of the humanzee project, but in reverse. Dick Cheney said this could be his big break, that if properly trained, my turning into a chimp could replace Bush Jr. for him!

throwing the Chimperizer controls. Jeb wanted to be a two termer like Ronnie. A great communicator could get ideas across with just the right head movement or grimace like George W

or a mere creepy stare like George H W. Cato & Heritage contribute the speech, if just the leader's posture is apely and BOLD, Jeb thought, and picked up Trump's Chimperizer again.

It could not have rained harder than it did just five minutes later. The door opened

a policeman entered the house, completely wet. Hey! What are you doing here!? He asked me.

"Nothing officer", I sighed, satisfied in having finally gotten the officer back for that parking ticket all those years ago.