Long ago, they buried the terrible secret.
Long ago, they buried the terrible secret. Almost nothing remained of their cruel masters but a few skulls buried errantly many feet under. They were extinct, now ponies were free.3
Without the yoke of the humans, the pony society grew up free and harmless. They have no guns, no fear, no violence, no laws. Only instinct. The were animals, after all.3
Charger exulted in his place among the herds of ponies & galloped & gamboled across the steppes where they grazed in naive joy. And so all the ponies were unprepared when the men3
got a hankering for sausages. In the midst of the ensuing slaughter Charger led a small group of ponies on a wild escape through the woods.4
The Sausage Pangs, didn't stop. Charger had the wurst of it. The wild ponies were safe, but he had to return and save those pigs that were trapped in the blankets.4
Charger looked around frantically. Wiener lose, he was gonna do everything he could to save those little piggies! Just then, his Polish girlfriend Weronika kielbasa'ed in to help.3
Gus, the owner of Weiner and Still Champion, invited the piggies to join him on June 1, 2016 to sample the latest addition to the menu. They happily accepted after a 4 year wait.3
They were at prime weight. They ate an excellent meal that surpassed their expectations. Never suspecting, however, that they were the main course for the next set of fine diners.2
The chef came out twice to see how they were coming along. They thought he was considerate but really he was slow cooking them in a room sized steamer. It took six days but the dru2
-dgery paid off when the cook returned to find his clients steamed to perfection. He put them on a bed of rice and served them to Ginger the Giant. "What? No veg?" exclaimed Ginger2
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Rebbie Apr 14 2017 @ 14:03
Hot Dog! This is Mmm Mmm Good.
mporkwing Apr 14 2017 @ 22:37
I get sausage pangs often. OH YEAhhhhhh!