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What was so remarkable was that it was the

  • What was so remarkable was that it was the first specific thing I could remember about that night other than walking out of there alive. J. Kelso, my former employer had used

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  • chloroform to play hide and seek at the office. It was his solution to T. Barnes always "peeking." When the person passed out it gave everyone a chance to hide, except

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  • it was "hide the sausage" for Stanley and this time he got caught. "Let me go next or I'll tell" whined Murphy. suddenly Carl sat up and said. You idiots, I'm not asleep

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  • ... but he was. He was sleep walking again; buck naked in the middle of the Piggly Wiggly frozen food aisle as onlookers pointed, giggled and took bets if the chill was the reason

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  • his nipples had turned blue and looked in danger of falling off completely. He must get this sleep walking under control. The other night it was worse still. He

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  • had taken off in the Hummer for some serious four-wheeling. His onboard video camera had filmed the entire episode and it was scary among other things to know that his Ambien was

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  • completely gone even though he'd just filled a 40-pill prescription 2 days ago. The film showed some erratic driving to be sure but the Hummer just kept going. America's Funniest V

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  • ole on the other hand enthralled him. It must have been the after-effects of the overdose, but the Special on the near vole-cousin, the Lemmings, inspired him to

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  • order four lemming pies. They were 50% off if you ordered the family platter. The heroine still pulsed through his veins, and he knew his time was limited, but his last meal would

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  • be delicious. He tucked into his dish of buttery lemming chunks and watched his life unspool behind his eyes. As he finished the last tasty bit of crust, the heroin did its work.

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