As the professor walks in, he announces,"Good

As the professor walks in, he announces,"Good news everyone, I saw a asteroid heading directly for Earth and we all are going to die." Fry says franticly," Wait, I am only human

enougth to tell you to stop it because I'm watching TV." Leela, who was frantic about the situation, said "Fry, that's very irresponsible of you, although I am very

invariably variable, I am going to be firm!" Leela shut the tv off. No more Storage Wars, no Mythbusters. Silence. Golden. Mind-focussing Silence!

But without the constant stream of life lessons from Hoarders, Leela started accumulating objects. She tripped over a pile of clones on her way to a stack of ancient

typewriter keys. They seemed so useful at the time, but now the u's, k's and especially the q's stared at her with little masked contempt. They pile right next to the golden

goose whose futile only suggestion was that things were /so/ much simpler in the days of passing down stories vocally. Some say they're still waiting to be folded.

Only some who dare enter the aging section would discover them, sitting there forgotten by all else. Everybody prefers fresh folds. They usually smell nicer, anyway.

urine samples. No fancy glass or cute little paper umbrella could change that fact. Would you like to try one?

I felt a mounting sense of peer pressure from the assorted characters at the bar, many wearing a simple cotton dhoti & round spectacles. "Here's to you" I said & emptied my glass.