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The Merlins and Morgaines and all their holy

  • The Merlins and Morgaines and all their holy sisters and brothers of the poor sad Earth flexed their wings and sent their sigils and their blessings forth, to no avail. But still,

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  • Garry, whose magical knowledge he got from comic books, was able to tap into the mystery of Gaia. "By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth, Pollution disappear!" All internal combustion

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  • happened in his pants and weakening Garry's magic. The school bullies smirked and hiked his underwear so high up his crack that Garry could actually

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  • feel the underwear in his mouth. The bullies laughed and sulked away. Garry sat dangling from the school playground equipment, considering his next move. He had no friends to call

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  • for help, nor a properly working phone. The pressure of the applied wedgie bent his brand new iPhone, and his hands were stuck in the entangled basketball net. He hung, waiting

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  • .. then the iphone rang. Here he was living the humiliation of a human wedgied slam dunk & now this. In front of the entire highschool and his sweetheart, his ringtone loud & clear

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  • Announced Dr. Quackenbush was arriving to remove the bunion off his left foot. That was the end of his football career. He was, four years later, composing his first opera. It was

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  • based on a novel by a man name Lear who was a cheeky monkey who would spy on you in the bath. I think we all know where that came from. I see that you do. Dr. Quackenbush composed

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  • an opera based on that SNL sketch and made millions from the bourgeoisie until he was sued and lost everything. Dr. Quackenbush had to go back to his practice and work until he

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  • was totally bushed. He thought he was quacking up by the time it was over. That night he had a marvelous dream and the next morning he rewrote the opera. It was a success!

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