It's not what it looks like I said as my

It's not what it looks like I said as my sister walked into my room.I was just...

Hmmm, measuring the size of the flyer on your boyfriend's trousers! "Riiight." My sister said. "It appears that I've got a longer one than him." She totally bought it, she'll never

guess that I knew what she got up to with her bro. Still, I'm not one to judge, since people who do are usually rowdy alpha male types who know what's best for everyone. Just like

Yogi & Pooh, two more than average bears, who were always telling boo boo & piglet what to do. They were that sort of bear. But if you really want an alpha male, I give you Tigger.

I have to agree with Tigger (which he'll undoubtedly tell u as he rounces & bounces & trounces your garden) is that the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that he is the only 1.

Or at least he thought he was. Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood where Christopher Robin plays, another Tigger was rouncy trouncy pouncy fun fun fun fun funning and bounced right into

his shadow. "Sorry for castin' ya where I'm pouncin'," said Tigger 2. His shadow replied, "Maybe it is I who casts Tiggers." When Tigger 1 pounced by, Tigger 2 shrieked and hid in

indochina. Tigger 1 was furious. he said, "If Tigger 2 is in Indochina I want a Tigger to pop out of a rice bowl and pop a cap in his ass." Tigger 2 had to die

on the market shelves before the consumer protection agency discovered Tigger 2's flaw and the toy factory in Indochina would be sued for billions.Tigger 1 was satisfied with that

arrangement. He had 48 hours to demonstrate that Tigger 2 was not a viable proposition and that Tigger 1 was the only true Tigger. The seeds of doubt must be sewn. The plan was