That's where it all started. As I walked

That's where it all started. As I walked into the room, I could feel the impending doom around me.

My peers were angry about what I had been writing. You see, I write about fandoms, but my friends didn't approve.

They just didn't understand. I do not belong here! I was destined to be solving crime with Sherlock and travelling with the Doctor!

WHAT ELSE COULD BE WRONG?!?! As i watched my world dissolve into madness, i realized...

I had just finished another level of Tetris.

The tears of victory fell like line pieces. "Another one cleared," I whispered as the retro music started up again. Although I would have sword that it hadn't ended...

Nose after learning it was a full moon and, to make matters worse, my hair was falling out. Janie tried unsuccessfully to glue my hair back on. I looked in the mirror and saw

a miracle: my bald head covered in random gobs of glue with messy tufts of hair sticking out. "I love it!" I cried, tears flowing freely. Next Janie rubbed poison ivy on my face to

Change my pallor to a blush. Janie stepped back admiring her work. She capped it off with a large peacock feather behind something resembling an ear & called herself an Aristocrat.