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He approached slowly., she backed away, he

  • He approached slowly., she backed away, he stopped, she approaches, he backs up, she crouches down peering at him, he approaches, she does a back flip. The Cat and Squirrel played

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  • among the ferns and weeds. Retiring in my easy chair I watched their story unfold. Cat wanting Squirrel. Squirrel teasing cat: he always got away. Cat figures her back flips will

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  • create brownian motion and thus entrap the squirrel in a counter clock-wise kinetic vortex. But the cat lacked knowlege of Einstein physics. I sighed and lit my pipe. If I could, I

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  • would love to train a mongoose to catch squirrels using super position of traps. But animals are so below us that they'd never get it. I puffed my pipe and began making plans.

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  • They were pipe dreams. In fact, my pipe had the power to take me to different worlds. It was my "travelling pipe." It was Sherlock Holmes style and fired up a

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  • storm of sparks when lit. But that was just to entertain. To time-travel with my Baskerville pipe, I blew a large smoke ring which opened a portal to another time & stepped through

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  • the smoke into a mire where bitterns were booming and butterflies were flitting. Suddenly a spectral hound leaped out at me, its fangs dripping, and its eyes glowing

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  • all spectrally and stuff, but I knew i was protected from this non-dog by Shaggy's dung beetle dung collection. Velma sighed, "Fred, you are such a bastard"

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  • Fred was just happy someone knew his name. "Don't you say jinkies, only I get to say jinkies!" one of the bimbos said. Shaggy was too stoned to know which. Scooby was hurt by drug

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  • but Shaggy didn't care anymore. He'd had enough of this life. His green t shirt was stained with blood and his beard was patchy and greying. He didn't want the van anymore.

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