Even in a winter garden, one can still wish

Even in a winter garden, one can still wish everyone well against the sickness and the madness and the clutter of the world, and sometimes there are echoes back from the G, so

Welcome to the 9th floor, where winter paradise awaits you as you step out of the elevator. The stairway takes you there too. King Richard II takes full credit for this innovation.

The 9th floor was wild west themed and everywhere there seemed to be eager gunslingers looking to battle it out with some junkie. "Yee Haw" they cried as they galloped with coconut

bras tied over their Hawaiian shirts. It was the norm on the 9th floor, nicknamed "Island Wild West". I ran back to the elevator and pressed the button: "Floor Five: Bears."

But when the doors opened on Floor Five there was only a line of pregnant women in labor. "Bear down!" their midwives instructed. This was not what I had in mind! I leapt back into

the elevator and pressed on the floor 6 button, hoping to escape from the pregnant women. But one pregnant woman ran into the elevator at the last second and started screaming "HEL

OCOPTER” over and over at the top of her lungs white waving both her hands over head as the helicopter blades. The elevator stopped & before he could escape 4 more pregnant women

's water broke. With the elevator stuck, it was up to him to deliver! He glanced over the signs. "In case of imminent birth" Ah! "..there's a how-to book & Jack Daniels in a secret

the ugliest baby ever seen. It had a forked tongue, tiny horns growing from its head, red glowing eyes, & the number 666 imprinted in its speckled little buttocks. The End is Here!