Black Bart didn't give a flying fuck about

Black Bart didn't give a flying fuck about nothin or nobody. He once sharted an entire pork chop and didn't even notice. So he was genuinely surprised when

his hemorrhoids finally evolved artificial intelligence. One of them had even grown a claw. They spoke up after a particularly rough asswiping when Black Bart

but his hemorrhoids only got pissed. That's when Hemorroy Rogers and his Rrhoids boys waltzed heroicly in, aiming their weapons at Black Bart. "Your scurvy robbery ends here, Bart!

and with that ran off to St. Bart's for a Preparation H-oliday. They lowered the Jolly Hemorrhoid, weighed anchor, and went to the beach. Hemorroy's brother Kenny Rogers brought

a lot of pain to the game. With Kenny R's howling and roaring, brother Hemorroy knew he was in business! They wouldn't have to beach long before they could take the Jolly Hemorrhoi

drink enough SunnyD that his skin turned orange like an Oompah Loompah. He was repeatedly mistaken for Speaker Boehner, except that he wasn't as much of

a speaker!But he too had a big hammer...and a benevolent poker face when it got handled well.Sarah new that and tried her best to please him,never waited for a word of

encouragement. She just went ahead and...did it. Afterwards, he and Sarah heaved sighs of relief, glad that they'd managed their unwieldy tools with grace. Together, they'd built a

tree house. They pulled up the ladder. Drinking their lemonade, they knew they escaped the chaos below. A bulldozer revved up in the distance.