Hambone hambone have you heard?

Hambone hambone have you heard?

I"I got a new car! It runs on pig power!" I was so excited. "Hambone? What's wrong?" But My Boarish friend just glared at me.

I opened the rear compartment and two pigs were running on wheels, powering a deep fryer which was frying bacon. "Eh? What ya think? Food AND eco-friendly!" I exclaimed to Hambone.

"And sustainable," Hambone the pig added. "We'll take it," we declared. We signed the contract as the pigs continued powering the bacon fryer. This deal is the first step toward

independence for the whole porcine community. Well, that and their obliteration I suppose. Hambone the pig and his piggy pals soon ran out of bacon to fry and had to put themselves

In the shoes of the piggies George Harrison sang about. Porcini mushrooms were delivered by the porcine community food pantry. They could eat their bacon with mushrooms! That was

back when bacon-flavored gum was considered a peace offering. The centurions weren't buying it these days. However, Quasimodo had chosen the lace curtains and it was only a matter

shining the Bishop and he could finish the week by singing the dolphin through. So he took a big wad of the bacon-flavored gum with him as he went into the Bishop for his shining.

Shining wasn't like anything else in the world.