I wanted to discover what lay beyond conception,

I wanted to discover what lay beyond conception, remote & ineffable, utterly strange. Within the wretchedness of mere existence my heart grew sick, and utter horror sounded within

Orbs of brilliant blue light. I grazed one with my finger and felt light gush into me. I knew that I wasn't meant to be here. I was more. I was so much more. Looking up, I closed

my eyes and felt the radiance of the stars above. As the orbs circled around me, their glow illuminating the creases of my shirt, a meteor turned a distant forest ablaze, the

rise of the Trump-Bushes was foretold in a comet's tail and a Yeti boy was born in the Himalayas. Were they related? Who knew but they are related now in your mind. The Yeti's name

was Shambalabala and he grew up as a vegetarian Buddhist in a secret temple. One fateful day, the yeti boy fell in his bath tub, and a revelation came to him, "You shall fight cri

me and bring peace to the streets of FoldingStoryLand. First though you must find the famed Flippered One, who shall guide you." The yeti boy knew just where to look. Sea cows

ever where and in the sky!But you must not be alarmed,they come from the sky and will

not harm you! "You are not just a vessel!" one of them suggested. You are more than that. You may need to be told again about being a special person and all, but I've saved that

informative word document to a USB stick that I left in the pocket of my favourite jeans on laundry day, so it may not be as useful as I hoped; sorry about that.