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Bubba lived in a trailer in Georgia. He was

  • Bubba lived in a trailer in Georgia. He was on holiday, watching telly and eating a packet of crisps when he realized something was wrong. "What in tarnation?!" He went outside to

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  • examine the large, spherical object laying in his backyard. Bubba, immediately knowing he's going to be internet famous, whips out his Samsung Galaxy S3, and begins recording the

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  • UFO, only he's accidentally flipped the phone camera and is only recording himself. Bubba runs to the gast station and tells the guy, "I have proof of a UFO!" He shows the attendan

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  • t the extreme close-up video of his nose. He's briefly contemplating pointing out a UFO-shaped mole just to save face, when the attendant realizes they're at a ghast station and

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  • it's time to pay the piper. After enough late-stage ghasts had entered the mobile surgery's storage batteries, the attendant returned to prep him and his nose for the procedure, wh

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  • -ich lasted 5 hours and was a complete failure. He tried to sue the hospital for his botched nose job, but the judge ruled the lawsuit invalid due to his lack of nostrils. So he

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  • set out to find the nose whisperer. The best information he could get suggested the nose whisperer was in Tanzania this time of year. The corpse flower was expected to bloom soon.

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  • SMAAAAAAASH! Sarah Bernhardt does 576 points of damage to the corpse flower gardener's corpse! The corpse flower gardener's corpse sprays acid from his watering pot at the party!

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  • The paladin's helmet protected her a bit. She had swallowed a lot of acid. She turned to see the Cleric standing in line at CVS to get a 2 for 1 deal on Eye of Newt. The Healer was

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  • in the photo lab, complaining his vampire mom didn’t appear in photos he’d taken of her. The manager opined: “CVS banned tobacco from its stores. It should have banned WEIRDOS!"

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