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After getting my lunch from the cafeteria

  • After getting my lunch from the cafeteria i sat down and about to eat my pizza when all of a sudden i saw..

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  • someone had thrown a slice up on the ceiling. It just stayed there the entire lunch period. People made bets when it fall down. The next day, the pizza was still there. I wondered

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  • what kind of industrial glue they had used as "cheese". Then my thoughts were abruptly interrupted by a kid who punched me in the face, "What were you

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  • doing in my mom's bed last night?" Blood dribbled from my nose. How do I tell this kid that his mom is my concubine and that I am the prince of a small Polynesian Island and its

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  • -y bitsy spider is my favorite song? "I know it looks bad," I said. "But I'm Prince Poppasquatti of Polynesia. Are you familiar with diplomatic immunity?" Unamused, he shot

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  • the slice of lemon on my iced tea glass clear off with his pistol. "Woah!" I exclaimed. "You must have been a cowboy in a past life." He looked at me curiosuly, but

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  • unfortunately for me, without fear. I felt like a specimen, pressed under glass and ready to be dispassionately analyzed prior to my... disposal. "Niceties aside," I said, "We

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  • could have cake first." "What is this cake?" the shape-shifting reptilian lesbian aliens from the center of the earth asked. "Um, well, it's kind of..." I nervously explained.

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  • ..."It's just, I'm warm blooded and scaly lesbians simply won't do no matter how many piercings you have." This goes to show you, lesbians are hot, unless they lay eggs. T H E_END!

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  • Well, I wished it was the end but then the scaly lesbians turned out to be transparent egg laying hermaphrodites. Finally I woke from the fearful dream & fed my spawning Zebrafish.

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