After getting my lunch from the cafeteria

After getting my lunch from the cafeteria i sat down and about to eat my pizza when all of a sudden i saw..

someone had thrown a slice up on the ceiling. It just stayed there the entire lunch period. People made bets when it fall down. The next day, the pizza was still there. I wondered

what kind of industrial glue they had used as "cheese". Then my thoughts were abruptly interrupted by a kid who punched me in the face, "What were you

doing in my mom's bed last night?" Blood dribbled from my nose. How do I tell this kid that his mom is my concubine and that I am the prince of a small Polynesian Island and its

-y bitsy spider is my favorite song? "I know it looks bad," I said. "But I'm Prince Poppasquatti of Polynesia. Are you familiar with diplomatic immunity?" Unamused, he shot

the slice of lemon on my iced tea glass clear off with his pistol. "Woah!" I exclaimed. "You must have been a cowboy in a past life." He looked at me curiosuly, but

could have cake first." "What is this cake?" the shape-shifting reptilian lesbian aliens from the center of the earth asked. "Um, well, it's kind of..." I nervously explained.

..."It's just, I'm warm blooded and scaly lesbians simply won't do no matter how many piercings you have." This goes to show you, lesbians are hot, unless they lay eggs. T H E_END!

Well, I wished it was the end but then the scaly lesbians turned out to be transparent egg laying hermaphrodites. Finally I woke from the fearful dream & fed my spawning Zebrafish.