Dexter's vision shook violently as his lie

Dexter's vision shook violently as his lie detection powers activated and Cera's words echoed in his brain. "Miraculously we escaped with our lives." Dexter's throat went icy cold.

Blood spilled from his mouth as did foam.

Once again, worst Columbus Day party ever. Luckily, I knew just what to do. I ran to the kitchen and found a loaf of day old bread, a jar of recalled almond butter, and a blackened

piece of cheese, hopefully mom wouldnt that mad since i bout some groceries home. But this food is kinda too much on my hands so i think i would grab a bag so it be easier on

my shoulders. It was a free hand out bag with a logo for a Miss Rock Fantasy event at The Tater's Eye from last year. The groceries barely fit but the background music pushed me in

the direction of the frozen pizza aisle. "Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?" kept replaying in my head that whole grocery shopping trip. "No, I don't want hemp," I told

the guy behind the butcher's counter, whose eyes were as red as his apron. "I want pepperoni," I repeated to him, but all he did was giggle and point to his pants. The Oreo aisle

was no better. The only Oreos' on offer were the Trump Presidential Coffete Edition Oreos. They had orange cookies with an ALL WHITE center. The other Oreos had been primaried.

A week after the 2022 midterms, Trump announced creation of MAFA Oreos (Make America Fat Again), with TRIPLE STUF orange filling. The Dems, strangely, liked them, and Chuck Schumer