Who said: "If you don’t understand a healthcare

Who said: "If you don’t understand a healthcare bill, that means it is designed to screw you." ? It wasn't Dilbert, but do you care? Just believe it.

Why, yes. I will. I get all my political viewpoints and philosophy from an FS fold. I also read tweets and bumper stickers because any more words, and my brain hurts.

Soon I got sick of being that guy on twitter who ranted the loudest on politics but had a measly following of 1. I decided to become the ultimate political m a c h i ne. I went to

my bud, who has hundreds of followers, and asked for his advice. he told me to post nudes. i posted a picture of my cat because he never wears pants, that bum.

the other required fire retarding safety gear. Really, he was woefully under-prepared for the dangers of fire season. "Smokey," said Winnie, "you really must look after yourself."

"I promise I will," Smokey said. He'd fought fires before, but never like this fire season. And with all his gear gone, the poor bear could only wear his overalls and hope they

could offer him protection from the heat and debris. He took a deep breath--maybe his last clean one of the day--and faced his team. "Ready to go?" he asked. They all nodded grimly

and marched off bravely into the swirling smoke and flames. "Lord luvya, boys!" he called out after them, saluting solemnly. He then turned tail and ran in the opposite direction.

Ran, I tell you, right back into the arms of Lorna Doone, who had been waiting for him all along. No matter that he was a coward, a liar, & a thief. Life isn't fair, but so what?!