Medeira drew circles in the waters of the

Medeira drew circles in the waters of the fountain, chanting in a whisper the words of the only spell she could ever cast. It was forbidden, yet she did it anyway, knowing

they would expel her. She cast the spell: "AQUA-EXPLOSIO-CADABRA!" & the water in the fountain exploded dousing everyone for miles. "MADEIRA!" Cried the headmistress.

The water turned to wine, turning the watery marks into wine stains. The Mayor of Verdehlo was most displeased since his bride's wedding dress was doused, and a red dress meant

she was a harlot. The truth had been revealed. The Mayor of Verdehlo stepped away from his bride, his hand covering his whiskery countenance. "You disgust me!" he whispered.

"Oh get over yourself already!" his bride said from under the best man. The Mayor of Verdehlo immediately swore off women and devoted himself to parrots as potential life partners.

Knowing that parrots would love him, like his bride could not. Better than all women, parrots actually care. He decided he would make all the parrots of the world as his life partn

Polly knew all the squirrels and bears by name.

But the squirrels and bears didn't know about her for they are not interested in money, politics, nothing except for enjoying nature, breed and eat. Polly threw coins at them

in a futile attempt at trickle-down economics. urely if squirrels and bears spent some of these coins, the resultant tax revenue would revitalize the forest economy- but Polly was

a cracker addict, content to let Long John Silver keep her on his shoulder for as long as he wanted, munching from her lofty perch as he shot down every last bear and squirrel.