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Brad loved Hallowe'en now even more than

  • Brad loved Hallowe'en now even more than he did as a kid. But somehow the bloody hand prints on the house and the big black pentagram and candles in the driveway disturbed his n
  • -erf sniping with the sinister winds they conjured. Hunting Trick-or-Treaters with foam tranquilizers was tradition. He couldn't settle for Wal*Mart goat's blood again, after Satan
  • fooled him into buying cheap ketchup and pouring it all over himself. It wasn't so much the sticky red condiment, or even the ants. He would never understand why a bear wanted to
  • Polka in the moonlight while the ducks and possums were ripping hardcore accordion solos. Suddenly the sticky red condiment known as ketchup seemed pretty rock n' roll.
  • But Mustard that was punk rock. Then someone brought Ponzu sauce with was Dub-step. Then someone whipped a huge vat of honey mustard which was positively
  • rancid with Disco. Even Donna Summers gagged. Fizzuzu the Dybbuk of Indigestion smiled - his plan to poison all the musical condiments was working flawlessly. If only he could
  • beat the Rocksteady Crew at a break dancing battle. Fizzuzzu the Dybbuk of Indigestion threw down a challenge of Moldy Mustard and Sour Sauces but the Rocksteady crew were
  • prepared. "Ready, Ready...We're Rocksteady!" they chanted. The fans screamed, pulled their hair out, and fainted. Busta Move, the breakdance mogul, nodded at Fizzuzzu the Dybbuk
  • with satisfaction. "Our plan is working as planned!" exclaimed the villainous Busta Move. Busta and Fizzuzzu the Dybbuk shared a laugh, interrupted by Agent Michael Scarn's bazooka
  • Busta & Fizzuzzu the Dybbuk thought that their time working in an office was a lonnnng, LONNNNNNNG time ago. At least Fizzuzzu was still on the air, after this debacle. Busta died.
Started
2012-10-07 20:07:56
Finished
2013-02-18 16:02:53

4 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Feb 18 2013 @ 16:10

    That has to be one of the strangest FoldingStories I've seen.
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    jayursus Feb 18 2013 @ 16:38

    Indeed, but I am rather proud of Fizzuzu
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    PurpleProf Feb 18 2013 @ 19:02

    I like it. I like it a lot.
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    BlastedHeath Feb 19 2013 @ 23:38

    Seems like some kind of ponzu scheme!

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