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She'd married a cheater. Couldn't keep it

  • She'd married a cheater. Couldn't keep it in his pants. She was passed taking it personally. She knew he loved her. She just had never told him about the sex change operation.

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  • Nor had he told her about his. They had quite a laugh about it when the truth spilled out one evening during a very personal game of Truth or Dare over at the Murphy's. By the

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  • end of the game, they knew the secrets which they had kept to themselves their whole lives. Such shameful.

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  • I had to know who killed Miss Scarlet, if it was the last thing I knew. "It's a shame Brad insisted that he be buried with the Classified folder," I said as I dug up his corpse. Ph

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  • illip helped me lift the casket out of the grave. When we finally managed to open it, we were shocked. Brad's body was gone, along with the classified folder we were after.

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  • The opposing team must have preceded us in this gruesome game of treasure hunt. We hastily dropped the casket to look for the next clue. With the folder gone we had to get at least

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  • sail through to distant shores, where the next clue would be waiting. Or to get out of this horrifying game of treasure hunt and play something else. Who puts clues in caskets?

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  • Only mummies and pharoahs would habitually do that, since it wax tedious. Now the 90 year old queen was studying the process of mummification as was Prince Philip.

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  • In a time such as now, preservation was key to any type of survival. As such, the Queen and Phillip pledged themselves to an oath of mummification, years before their untimely

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  • features started to fade. "I love you Liz...", he mumbled. And all he got was a smile.

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