After Mr. Magnitude shrank to a centimeter,

After Mr. Magnitude shrank to a centimeter, he wandered exploring his shrunk world. A roar trembled the earth, it was the roar of the wild Whoopus. Talk and hairy the beast

was going to stop her cheese was on the line and Brain's plan was just as sweet to him. Pinky descended to the vents beneath the desk ignoring the all the bullies. She opened the

portal and Brain emerged holding a grilled cheese sandwich in his mitts. It was glowing with a blue green light that took your wallet. Brain had already had his collected. He stuck

the sandwich behind his ear and reached over to caress your cheek. "Don't you see?" he whispered. "They aren't like us. They ARE us. All are one within the kitchen."

Twas then that all the little people of the kitchen- the spices, the utensils, the sandwich meats, the fruits and the jams, all joined hands and began to sing, tears flowing down

"We are the food products, we are the condiments, we are the ones you put on your whole wheat so you can keep on going! There's a choice you're making.You could be saving our lives

or you could be eating us. I mean look at us, we belong in that stomach, free from life. We need to be inside you." I announced, hoping that my reverse psychology would work.

It seemed to work. "Do not want!" I heard someone say. Suddenly I was scooped up and tossed into a deep, dark place. It smells weird in here, but at least I'm still in one piece.

Out of the darkness, a small creature with an other-worldly glow appeared: "I am the Incandescent Skunk. Speak your want & I shall grant it!" "I want not!" I received a standing o.