Her english was funny, and made my ears tingle,

Her english was funny, and made my ears tingle, but I wasn't complaining, cuz all of her massages ended up with happy

endings. At least, that's what she told everyone. Almost all of her customers were soon seen missing various parts of their body. Usually arms, but sometimes

their internal organs would go missing.like one guy woke up with a missing tongue.And there was this other guy from Dover who was suddelu missing a lung.

This was the mischief of the organ thief, his posture hunched and his fingers sleek. If anyone asks you for an organ card, hes probably the one that wants to steal your heart.

On quiet streets desperate souls sell what they have left to the organ thief, perhaps a kidney one day, some intestine another. But once he clasps onto your heart, you are empty.

You may be empty, but the organ thief donates your heart to little children and puppies and ducklings who need one. These wee creatures fill those hearts with gratitude, unlike

anything else...except, perhaps, a very large sum of money...millions...and a trip to Disneyland...to have Snow White give them a lap dance...and Cinderella lose more than her shoe

When Mulan brought the house down by raising the tents all around the main stage flanked by Rapunzel on the southern dance pole and Thomasina The Cat on the right. That side was

full of all the princes who were much too shy to ask famous princesses like Mulan and Rapunzel to dance. (The last guy who asked Mulan to dance had his man-bun chopped off.)