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Opening song lines that inspire: (1) What

  • Opening song lines that inspire: (1) What goes up, must come down. Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round. (2) Well I don't know where they come from but they sure do come. (3) Come here

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  • come one come all 4) Joshua fit de battle of Jericho! Jericho! Jericho! 5) So long ago and far away but nothing can compare, that my heart's in Northern Ireland 6) Where are you go

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  • -ing with that list in your hand? 7) Hey! That's my list! 8) You'd best give it back or I will do the following things: a) Kick you in the buttocks. Hard. b) Give you a sharp pinch

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  • on your arm. Slowly, I shall pinch harder and harder on your arm until it is bleeding. I shall then proceed to pinch you all over. Over and over again until your skin is gone. Then

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  • I'll toss it in the frying pan and make sure it's nice and crispy. While you bleed out on the floor I'll plate it up with a sprinkle of salt, and then I'll eat your skin while you

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  • plucked-out eyeballs watch it happen. What? Cat got your tongue? You're absolutely right! And the dog will get your liver. "Save the liver!" is what Julia Child always said.

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  • There was some magic left in the old ways though. Wait, how about we read your entrails first. This large intestine says you had a horrid death. Duh. This looks like a toy soldier

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  • I wonder how long that's been there? It means you had an adventurous childhood. And now, for the smaller intestines... As I wriggle my fingers through them, I sense a deep longing

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  • "Please get your fingers out of my intestine, this is rather inappropriate." I state sternly, pushing the doctor away and sowing myself back up hastily, "This was 1 star on yelp."

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  • At last, the doctor sang the Hidden Valley Ranch song. He sang, "SAUCE BOSS THEY WILL FIND YOU. HIDDEN VALLEY THEY WILL GUIDE YOU. HOT WINGS NOT WITHOUT YOU. HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH!"

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