It was Alerav who noticed that in the same

It was Alerav who noticed that in the same way that we move our hand by using our Will we should also see that we were not constrained by bodies, by space or even Time. Our magical

auras can guide us. While this wasn't the first time he ate mushrooms, it was more than the usual and Alerav was taking it in stride, one recieving, the other, letting go

on reality. The mushrooms, he realized, were better than any street drug he'd tried before, and gave him the sense of dreams and twisted thoughts. It seemed as real as reality.

He woke up to a worried face. "Mario! Mario!" Luigi exclaimed and hugged him. Mario slowly patted the sobbing Luigi. "Mario please... Stop doing drugs!" he pointed at the mushrooms

. "Luigi, don't you understand? The 'shrooms are medicinal, watcha me grow!" "But Mario," blurted Luigi, "You notta growing!" "That's because you notta looking in the right spot!"

"Wadda yew mean?" asked Luigi, "I'm a lookin atta yew hands and feet anna they notta getting bigger." Mario ate another 'shroom, and heeza say, "Looka atta my trousers inna da back

From Lou Malnati's. Det. Manatee and His sea monkeys were called to investigate food fraud. Malnati's was found innocent but Mario switched to pepperoni. It was no solution to the

poor quality of Mario's pizzas. Eventually Lou Malnati had to send over some boys to see to Mario's disappearance, but Mario put poisoned pepperonis on their pizza and they all

got dysentery. Lou hated being ill with a disease he could neither spell nor pronounce, so he vowed to hunt down Mario. Problem was, Lou couldn’t be 5 minutes away from a toilet.