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I bet all of the money in my bank account

  • I bet all of the money in my bank account that no one will continue this story.....

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  • but at that moment the gang Scorpia closed in on the private bank.

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  • "Sorry, we close at noon on Saturdays," the bank teller mouthed through the glass doors. Frustrated, he Scorpia gang clamored back into their getaway car and drove to Moe's for

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  • est hideout. They returned to the bank on Monday & robbed it for $500,000, but the manager convinced them to invest it in a "foolproof savings plan". "We'll be rich!" Moe enthused

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  • , imagining all the cash they would get. Suddenly, they turned around and behind them was the half-baked burrito detective! " Give back that cash!" he dripped. Moe's thoughts went

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  • to the reasons why: the hunger, the longing, the anger, the need for his prescriptions. "NEVER!" Moe cried, gripping the money & activating his SuperPower Spring Shoes to jump over

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  • the velvet rope that was between him and a clean getaway. Some say he activated his SuperPower Spring Shoes too soon, others say too late. He leapt too high and clipped the corner

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  • He fell down flat on his face, bruising his perfect cheekbones in the process. The paparazzi sprang into action and began swarming the humiliated man like vultures.

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  • And because at least one copy of a tabloid has ever been sold, that absolutely vindicates all paparazzi in perpetuity forevermore throughout the universe.

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1 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Dec 25 2020 @ 18:25

    So which charity would you care to give to, Kaskonians? :D

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