I really think it all started when Stella

I really think it all started when Stella had gotten it into her head that descending from the realm of witches to the realm of monsters was a brilliant idea that wouldn't kill us.

Stella and I tried to stay out of sight in the realm of monsters. But a ghastly monster with holes in the bones of it's face spied us through one of it's numerous see-through eyes.

The opaque one's were not really functional, in fact, fake. The monster with the holey bones and glass eyes glued them on for the fear factor. Stelle was an ophthalmologist though

and she could not let this stand. It wasn't entirely untrue, she was a bit nerdy, but also kind, generous, and adorably witty. The monster was an ungrateful brute! Stelle decided

to take the monster to court for defamation. The trial was a scandal, nationally televised, featuring Johnnie Cochran for the defense and David Boies for the plaintiff, Stelle. In

Fact, Johnnie Cochran wore a gorilla suit and played the piano, singing "Ape Man" the night before at the Bar Louie while drunk, accompanied by baboons. He entered the courtroom

with a raging hangover which made him wince whenever the judge banged her gavel. "Mr. Cochran, are you all right?" the judge asked him as he leaned over to spew into a trashcan

Cochran, down on his knees, taking the piss, a bit sod off-ish, feeling a bit up for it with the Judge, deep bowel sounds oozing from his arse, murmuring, “May it please the Court!

" another wet sound escaped his arse. Cochran scrunched up his face. This was the big one. The Judge dived under the table as a pure death leaked out into a giant mushroom cloud.