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As pizza delivery guy, you encounter some

  • As pizza delivery guy, you encounter some pretty unusual situations - the role-playing party with transvestite witches who complain their pizza isn't vegan
  • was my latest conflict. The transvestite witches swore they ordered the vegan thincrust, so when I showed up to deliver 4 extra-large meatlovers pan pizzas & demanded payment, they
  • saw the error of their ways and scarfed down the meaty pan pizza delights. Tranny witch 4 turned her gaze to me. "I need me a deep dish o' you." Eyes twinkling with meat lust,
  • Tranny Witch 4 reminded me of Santa Claus. His eyes twinkled too. "Is your father's name Chris Kringle?" I asked. The Tranny Witch 4 put down her enchanted pizza slice and
  • asked if I'd like to pretend she was Ms. Klaus. "Have you been naughty or nice?" asked Tranny Witch #4 with a knowing smile. "You can sit on my lap if it suits you."
  • An erection suspiciously pushed up feom under her skirt. When she next spoke, her voice was gravelly and deep. "Go on," she said and widened her smile. I began to cry but
  • managed to say, through clenched teeth, that if she was planning on having erections, then petticoats or stout undergarments might be in order. I blew my nose copiously on her scar
  • red right arm, and immediately apologised. It was most ungentlemanly of me. However she took it in good spirits, and took me immediately to the bar for a round of creme de menthe.
  • I grimaced appreciatively as I downed the jigger of creme de menthe. Apparently this was either a peace offering on her part or maybe even a "courtship accepted". But when the bar
  • joined in a chorus of "Thar she blows!" I felt woozy. My head spun as I tried to get to the door. When I came to I was on a three-masted vessel to Shanghai.
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2013-05-26 18:11:03
Finished
2013-05-31 23:29:10

4 Comments

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    PurpleProf May 31 2013 @ 23:34

    Tons of good pizza places in Shanghai: http://www.timeoutshanghai.com/features/Food__Drink-Best_food__drink/2082/Shanghais-best-pizzas.html
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    lucielucie Jun 01 2013 @ 01:30

    A victim of Mme Wong's new people trafficking venture.
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    SlimWhitman Jun 01 2013 @ 10:58

    "Locals don wan pizza? We shanghai fereng customa, Bring 'em here. Chop chop."
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    SlimWhitman Jun 01 2013 @ 11:06

    By the way - my line is loosely based on a story reported at a pizza delivery guy blog.

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