Once upon a time, there was a man named Ron.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Ron. Ron was an elderly man who has lived an exceptional life. He filled his early years of living with extreme adventures.

One day, Ron decided to build a "Bucket List" of things he would like to accomplish before he died. The first item on his list was

writing a bucket list. He checked that one off right away. The second was writing the great American novel in short sentences at 3 minute intervals. The third item on his list was

to create a Great American Character called Mungo P. Talleyrand. 4th was to write the great British novel featuring a character called Peter Piper & a plot twist involving pickled

camels testicles. When the book was published the literary press was shocked and outraged at the breaking of such a taboo subject as camel balls. Camel rights activists were

basically the bottom of the barrel for animal activists. They were right under Slug Rights activists. Camel Rights activists burnt down a 7-11 to produce using camels on cigarettes

& they're wicked mean on a nicotine fit. You seen the Camel Rights activists let the ends justify the means in their crusade. They road into the 7-11 on their withdrawing dromoderi

es, smashing & burning everything designed by The Man to keep camels down. Burritos, Pepsi, candy bars. Hypocritically, everything except Camel cigarettes, which the camels smoked.

"It's not like we were cannibals," one of the camels explained during an interview with Oprah, "they're cigarettes." Then, behind the scenes video showed a single act of brutality

as one camel lit a cigarette in the hooves of another. The shrieking went on for hours. "Explain this," Oprah demanded. The camel shrugged. "Just getting rid of some camel toe."