His eyes adjusted to the darkness in the

His eyes adjusted to the darkness in the ancient sewers. He could hear the authorities closing in from all directions. He needed a distraction to open his escape route lower.

He kicked over a rat sarcophagus. "That'll trip 'em up," he said. After taking a pickaxe to the sewer floor, he slid down the new hole along with the sewage. Each authority tripped

him on the way down. By the time he reached the bottom he was pretty scraped up. "I"m to old of this shit, " he said with a groan. He clicked on his flashlight and looked around.

But his flashlight sent a cobalt blue beam of light that sliced through the bottom. Smoke, steam rose the gauge in the bottom. This wasn't a flashlight, this was a light saber.

Which he deemed cool, but rather inconvenient in a power outage. The light saber provided the light he needed but as he went to replace the blown fuse he sliced a table clean in

two. Eventually he gave up on trying to fix the power outage and hired an astromech droid to sort it out whilst he went in search of his Jedi destiny elsewhere, on a planet called

Zilopus. It was surrounded by twenty moons, in different colours. Zilopus was discovered by Dr. Galopitus in 1958 by accident. The story goes that he was making his daily coffee

colored homunculus to work the back 40. He had a dozen more to make just for that job. One of the puce colored homunculi in the queue shouted "Zilopus is the planet you will discov

-er gold on!" "You ended your sentence with a proposition, you stupid homunculus!" he shouted back at it. Still, he decided to visit Zilopus to see if it might be mined. It was a