I was sitting outside when a little green

I was sitting outside when a little green man started yelling, "Help!" I approached him and said, "With what?" he motioned to his spaceship and I went in. Our ship teleported to

the Land of the Lost. I asked the little green man what was going on, but he just kept smiling, and pointing to the door. I don't think he knew much English, after all.

I went through the door - what did I have to lose? - and discovered that on the other side was a path to the Myst universe, which was abnormally strange because

usually the doors to video game kingdoms have door jambs, so they are only moderately strange. but this one to Myst had no door jamb, and was abnormally strange, which is really st

arting to tweak with my thinking parts. Separate and apart from the jambless Myst doors were windows with no sills which I noticed when I set my mochachocolattayaya on what should

have been the table, but a giant muscled man raged at me. "That's my beer coaster, you PANSY!" he bellowed. Alpha Male's punch to my face felt like a Scud Missile. Myst's solutions

were not forthcoming. I got tired of falling into some parallel dimension. Instead I headed of to the local for a drink.

Finally content in an imperfect world. But my presence messed with the lights and electronics. Soon hulking gray bouncers in red satin shorts and combat boots blocked my every m

ove. It was then I felt the ever so common ache in my abdomen that informed me this was it. This was the moment I would take my life back, or die trying.