The mountains parted ahead, it was the last

The mountains parted ahead, it was the last line of land before the sea. Atokata loomed above them glittering in the sun as a giant beetle. The arcology that I would soon call home

had an esoteric Mortgage that I had to assume, it was an abstract adjustable rate mortgage and I fancied that I could afford because the minimum payments were pure hallucination

I checked the current rate: Justice. I figured that the 7 dwarves would provide collateral, but they were slow to fill out the paperwork. Too much in-fighting / back-biting. Snoopy

Called uncle jack for advice while her husband , droopy, sipped black coffee.

The coffee was cold, cold as my fold, ice cold like a chewed up discarded toffee.

This kept up until at Starbucks a customer accidentally spilled a pot of it on my lap. Suddenly, cold coffee didn't seem so bad anymore. I would've gladly swapped for it just then.

My kelly green polyester pants melted and fused to my thighs and I leapt straight up into the ceiling fan. At that moment I knew my destiny was to be Frog Dude, defender of cold

foods everywhere. I would shut down hot food in the tri-state area. I lept through open windows of MCDonalds & HuHuts trashing their eateries with a vengance. They once had

A whole pile of donuts, I devoured them all. Even to the point that my body seemingly became a donut itself. I nearly bit my own arm off trying to resist my own creme filling