He went to Bhutan
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He went to Bhutan
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and organized an expedition to ascend Gangkhar Puensum. He wanted to meditate on the unclimbed peak to enhance Gross National Happiness.
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Unfortunately, Gangkhar Puensum was already inhabited by a tribe of ostracized tax collectors. As he meditated, they taxed poetic: "At the peak of ascent, we procure 10 percent.
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" They posed a real threat to his concentration. 'Please, if you just will relate, to my inclination to meditate!' The tax collectors paused: 'What's the meditation tax rate?' One
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thousand too low.'" The creditors demanded he tell how long he'd been meditating. "Ever since the Rich WASP Party put through the Asceticism Tax Act, your activities became subject
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To being symptomatic of antisocial behaviour." "What?", he said. "Wasps have become too much like yellow jackets or golden snow bees since 2014." The latter replaced honey bees.
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Thank God, because I'd much rather bees produce honey rather than snow. My mom always told me that I should grow up to be more like our pet bee, Stingman. I hate her comparing us
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to Stingman all the time: "Look how busy Stingman is, girls! Not lazy like you." And: "Stingy just got daddy in the butt. Do YOU ever stick up for me?" Damn bumblebee! I plotted to
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prove him wrong, but that stupid, idiot Stingman was always in the way. No matter what happened, he always came out ahead, and it was time for him to pay. I would
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never relinquish the pain he stung away without making Stingman remember the day he messed with my brother's fourth grade teacher!
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