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yesterday a man told me to get in the car

  • yesterday a man told me to get in the car nd he wuld give me candy but

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  • i knew better. So i replied "no im fine." He said that i better get in the car or they will kill me. My heart was beating 5 times the normal rate at that moment. So i quickly

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  • took a deep breath, and calmed down a little. I got in the car. I looked around, and tried to feel my pockets for anything I could use to stop the kidnappers from

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  • taking my mcdonalds

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  • Happy Meal toys over to the Baccarat room to see whether the Japanese billionaires or their Yakuza body guards might be collectors. I'd hate to part with any of them, but money

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  • is the only way I could ever score like my Uncle Ned. The yakuza was not interested in the happy meal toys, but they had kidnapped a Bahrainian prince who was 9 and they

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  • knew little of the Happy Meal toys' true value. The American government negotiated with the yakuza, but not for the 9yo Bahrainian prince--those My Little Ponies were priceless!

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  • Knowing they needed the My little ponies back, the bahranian prince would have to wait. The American government started their bid with the yakuza at

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  • 309 million dollars, whilst the roof caved in.

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  • ..weighed down by so many non sequiturs. It was too much; the story collapsed.

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