I got back from the video store, walked in,
- I got back from the video store, walked in, and checked my messages. Thirsty, I grabbed a Tab from the fridge and settled into my favorite chair. Oh cool! Cheers was on, and it was
- only 2.30 pm. Dentist Time!. Oh dear, I thought to myself as I was making dad jokes and watching Cheers in my favourite chair. I spilt some of the Tab on my grey shirt and brushed
- it off with a paper napkin. I popped a Vicodin and took another swig of Tab. Then I got dressed up and ready for my dentist appointment. I hoped it wasn't going to be as painful as
- what I just did with that paper napkin. Man, they don't make napkins like they used to. So there I was, at my dentist Dr. Gum's office...high, numb, and ready for anything. Dr. Gum
- grabbed his upper lip and pulled it back over his head, revealing his pulsating brain. Why was I not frightened? "It's not a real brain," the brain telepathed. Now I was confused,
- bruised and misused. The brain had me right where it wanted me. It was trying to find another host body and I was its next victim. As it pulsed its hypnotic torrent at me
- it suddenly blindsided me and smothered my face in globs of grey matter. I fought, I parried but the brain was too smart and insinuated itself up my nostrils Egyptian style backwar
- ds and walking sideways marching in with basal ganglia in a smart little to two step. I began to walk like an egyptian, talk like an egyptian and said "ܐߐ߄ߢߝਠਃਚ" My Egyptian brain
- hemorrhaged...exploded...flesh-eating bacteria consumed my Egyptian brain...I developed Traumatic Basal ganglia hemorrhage...before long I was not Egyptian...I was an apple picker
- in a small equestrian village. I tell people that I have Alopecia Areata. Even though I am no longer Egyptian, I still worship my pet cat and make batteries for no apparent reason.
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- 2013-04-29 20:42:48
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- 2015-07-20 13:16:06
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PurpleProf Jul 20 2015 @ 21:29
Hamstak' s fold...LOL!