List of future inventions: 1. A strap-on

List of future inventions: 1. A strap-on flashlight. 2. Toilet seat recliner. 3. Fruit with genetically engineered barcodes. 4. Spam-baby. 5. Goldfish hamster ball.

List of future inventions: 6. Electronic hairbrush. 7. Portable printers. 8. Instantly chargeable batteries. 9. Mind controlled toothbrushes.

10. Sentient toothbrushes that feed on the blood of people with really bad dental hygiene. "I don't know how we ever did without that one" Mr. Nondescript said to Billy, as he

lovingly stroked a box of floss and flashed his pearly whites. Billy edged away from Mr. Nondescript and then bolted for the door. A warm, foul breath brushed the back of his neck.

deeply. Inhaling the odour into his very soul. A maniacal grin split his features and he collapsed to the floor, rubbing his face into the dirt. Never again would he forsake his

heritage as a dirt farmer. He swore that from that moment on he would work the land, as had his ancestors. However, after two weeks he became impatient with waiting for the seeds

to sprout the flowers he so desperately longed for, flowers that would ultimately spark his business.

He had obtained the seeds from Millicent Chalmers, who had a reputation as an archaeosophist and a nutcase. "Sambrozar, the elder brother of Balthazar, died before he could bring

their sister Shalimar to the headsman's justice for being a strumpet of the worse kind." He looked at Millicent Chalmers and then back at the seeds. "Maybe I'll ask down the road."